Leaked E-Mail From Tony Bennett

Clearing Up National Tragedies,

Dear All Committee Member,

Today i am sending you this e-mail to promote our new campaign. As our Gasp campaign was ridiculed i have thought of a new campaign which takes in the United Kingdoms tragedies. Why because someone is always to blame and i can sell shit load more leaflets and books that way.

So the name of the campaign is Clearing Up National Tragedies, or CUNTS for short. This is our main aims

1....... We (at) CUNTS will endeavour to stick our noses in where it is not needed

2........We (at) CUNTS will totally ignore the real evidence and make it up.

3........We (at) CUNTS will lie, lie and lie about everything.

4........We (at) CUNTS will meet in the Public Toilets every month...no meeting but i like going there.

5.......We (at) CUNTS will make sure that anyone who disagrees with us are Pro anything.

6.......We (at) CUNTS will attach ourselves to the most slobbish, useless, pathetic character in charge of any investigation, especially if they have been kicked off it.

7......We (at) CUNTS will fleece all our members of their cash and pretend to give it to said Character above.

Thank you all fellow CUNTS, i look forward to seeing yours.

Tony Bennett