very tongue in cheek
BELOW IS A TRANSCRIPT OF A INTERVIEW I HAVE OBTAINED FROM A FRIEND, OF A FRIEND, WHO KNOWS THESE THINGS YOU KNOW.
REPORTER (R) ....MR BENNETT, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE ON THIS CAMPAIGN?
BENNETT (KNOB) ...WELL, HELLO. THE REASON WE CONTINUE IS TO FIND JUSTICE AND TO DO WHAT WE THINK IS RIGHT AND TO DO OTHER THINGS AS WELL.
(R)...................SUCH AS?
(KNOB)......WELL FOR A START IT ALLOWS ME TO CONTINUE MY LOVE OF BEING A ARBORIST. ALSO I GET TO VISIT PLACES WHERE MY VICTIMS (cough) SORRY THE POOR PEOPLE LIVE.
(R)........... YOU SAY VICTIMS THERE, SURELY YOU MEAN THE PARENTS WHO HAD THEIR CHILD ABDUCTED?
(KNOB).....WE AT THE MADELEINE FOUNDATION, WHICH ALWAYS HAS HAD GREAT NUMBERS, AND ACTUALLY CONTINUES TO GROW BY THE THOUSANDS, DO NOT BELIEVE THE ABDUCTION THEORY AND SAY THE MCCANNS WERE INVOLVED.
(R)...........BUT ALL THE EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT THE McCANNS WERE NEVER INVOLVED. NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER, NO DNA, NO FORENSICS, EVEN THE SNIFFER DOGS FOLLOWED THE SCENT TO THE CAR PARK, SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT.
(KNOB).......OH SO YOU ARE A McCANN BELIEVER THEN ARE YOU?
(R).......NO
(KNOB)....YOU MUST BE IF YOU BELIEVE THAT. THE DOGS DON'T LIE YOU KNOW. DID YOU NOT KNOW MADELEINE HAD NO DNA, SHE WAS A CYBORG. AS FOR THE SCENT TO THE CAR PARK, PROBABLY A DOG NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS DOING.
(R)....BUT YOU SAID DOGS DON'T LIE
(KNOB).......NO I DIDN'T PROVE WHERE I LIED
(R).........YOU JUST SAID IT
(KNOB).........NO I DIDN'T YOU NEED PROOF AND A LINK TO THAT, IF YOU SAY THAT YOU SAY I LIED....I WILL GET YOU BANNED AND THROWN OFF YOU KNOW.
(R)........RIGHT, OKAY, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE NOT ON THIS PLANET....ANYWAY MR BENNETT YOU SAY YOU ARE EITHER A PART TIME SOLICITOR, OR A EX-SOLICITOR OR IS IT YOU ARE IN FACT A DISGRACED SOLICITOR, WHO IN FACT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT LAW.
(KNOB).......YOU ARE RIGHT THE SUN IS SHINING...ARE YOU GERRY McCANN BY THE WAY?
(R)......ERR NO, MOVING ON, OBVIOUSLY YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS ARE RESURFACING AGAIN, ANY COMMENT?
(KNOB).................. BAA
(R).........SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?
(KNOB)....JUST MY NEW GIRLFRIEND
(R)........YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS
(KNOB)......NO I AM AS SANE AS A TREE
(R)........OKAY....SHALL WE END IT HERE, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A NUTJOB LOONY WHO LIKES NOTHING BETTER THAN HARASSING INNOCENT PEOPLE. OBVIOUSLY YOU CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED YOURSELF AS A SICK AND PERVERTED PERSON. I HAVE NEVER MET A MORE DISGUSTING PERSON.
(KNOB)...........I WILL GET EVERYONE TO WRITE LETTERS OF COMPLAINTS TO YOUR BOSS. THERE WILL BE THOUSANDS
(R)..........NO THERE WILL BE ABOUT 10 WON'T THERE, AS YOU ONLY HAVE 30 MEMBERS AND SOME OF THEM HATE YOU. WHAT WAS IT AT THE LAST MEETING...EIGHT PEOPLE TURNED UP
(KNOB)......THE LAST MEETING WAS A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. WE ALL ENJOYED OUR 70'S PARTY FOOD.
(R)........MAYBE YOU NEED HELP
(KNOB)......I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.....ARE YOU MURATFAN BY THE WAY. WE KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CAMERA.
(R).......RIGHT OKAY I AM OFF.....BYE
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