LIMERICK TO BENNETT

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN CALLED TONY,

WHO SMELLED LIKE THE BACK END OF A DONKEY.

HE WILL ALWAYS TELL LIES..

NOW HE HAS LOST HIS WIFE.

AND TAKEN TO SLEEPING WITH A PONY

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Surely Bennett's wife has tried to stop his vendetta? And if not, why not?